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11 February 2006 Onion Story (Garlic House - No Onion)

another freezing moment. editted and added a few parts in on my own.

Lamer House - No Onion =D
Part 1

Customer (C)"eh ah neh..neh."
Indian (I)"eh

boss. what you want to eat boss?"
*(C) discussing with his fren....*
(C) "er what you-have-ah?"

(I) "eh whatchiu wantoeat? we got nasi goreng, mee goreng. rooti prrrrataaa also haf."
(C) "

you gimme one..nasi goreng..ah..with Onion -->

"
(I) "

sir, sorry to tellchiu ahh, though we are Oniiion ahh, we open Lamer House we don sell own kind one, no

at all"
(C) "no

ah..okok" *discussing with fren, order order*. "ah Murtabak, you got what murtabak ar?"
(I) "Murtabak..we got Garlic murtabak. you want small one or medium one or big one? the small one only $5 valy cheap

buy la"
(C) "I wan er...big one..murtabak..with..

."
(I) "

sir, I tell you we never sell any

k? you dun try to come make me

I tell you. we never sell own kind 1 k.

(C) "so you all 'Onlal' no

is it?"
(I) "

we 'Onlal' Lamer House all 'Onlal' all the thing no

. you want eat..*cough own kind cough* no nothing, nothing about

, no

at all.
(C) "no

at all....you gimme........mee goreng"
(I) "mee goreng pataya sir?"
(C) "ya..mee goreng..not pataya, with

."
(I) "

EH I TELL YOU NO

AT ALL. Mee Goreng Only Got Pataya. No

I Tell You, Try To Make Me

One More Time I Tell You, I Call The Police

I Tell You!"
(C) "k la k la..eh, you sell soup here? soup soup..?
(I) "yes we got soupy. we got red bean soupy, tom yam soupy, and the...AHH! yam soupy. what soupy you wan sir?"
(C) "I want

soup."
(I) "OI HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, MY SOUP HERE NO

YOU ALL UNDERSTAND?!?! NOOOO

!!!!!!"
(C) "Ok we understood, no eating of own kind k? no

.."
(I) "Oneeee More Time You Orrderr

...I Rrrreally call the

I Tell You!"
(C) "er you gimme.......Nasi

(Onion Rice O_O)
(I) "EH SIR ITELLYOUNO

!!!!!

"
(C) *

..walks away*

Part 2

(C) "eh ah neh!! ah neh..neh.."
(I) "EH YOU ALL COME BACK TODAY..I TELL YOU

(!@#$% $@!#% !@#$%) I CALL THE

I TELL YOU I REALLY CALL THE

I NOW GO CALL THE

!"
(C) "

EH wait la wait la...nononono!!

dun call the

la. PLEASE!

. this time no

..no eating of own kind ok? no

."
(I) " I KNOW YOU

KAOPEI LA! EVERYTHING

I DUN WANT TO SERVE YOU LA GET LOST LA!!!!

I WANT CALL

NOW YOU DONT TALK SO MUCHY"
(C) "

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT PLEASE WAIT

. **

OH MY GOD**"
(I) "WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT?!" - (C) "NO

"
(I) "

YOU KEEP ON COMING DISTURB YOU THINK FUNNY (

) IS IT?!"
(C) "Nono no more

no eating of own kind.. we eat other things other things..now 3am la stomach hungry la not like just now

Jiat Pa Bo Si Zou la (nothing better to do after eating). we wun disturb you anymore k? eh you gimme..2 garlic, 1 kosong, 1 cheese and err *discussion with fren*"
(I) "You Want Prrata isit? 2 garlic?"
(C) "ah yes yes..then gimme 2 er...tek tarik. then the curry ar.."
(I) "NO

I TELL YOU NO

HOR!" *

*
(C) *

* "okok no

..."
(I) "I CALL

I TELL YOU!!"
(C) "okok garlic..curry. garlic curry garlic curry. I dont want sugar ah..I got diabetes!"
(I) "GARLIC CURRY CONFIRM HOR?"
(C) "ah..then you..got the the the the...your famous special one?" *

*
(I) "Whachiu want then? Viagra curry? I mean Vi-neh-gar curry."
(C) "No..your the special one ah..the special one, that special curry you hav.."
(I) "What Curry You Talking?! We Only Got Garlic Curry And The Potato Curry!"
(C) "You all got Vinegar curry right?"
(I) "Ah Ya Viagrr...Vi-neh-gar Currry Also Got!"
(C) "Ah..the special curry is the...I think is the..

..the

curry right?! HAHA

"
(I) "EH TELL YOU!

!@#$%!@#!$!@#%!@# NO

DAMMIT I CALL THE

I TELL YOU I SUMPA (swear)!!!"
(C) *

* "RUN RUN RUN!! *

*"

OK DONE! ALICIA LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF! =DDDDDDDDDD

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